IT'S CHRISTMAAAAASSSSSS !!!!!!!

I'm seriously good at ripping up things.......... so let me at it............

                       My, oh my, inside...... lovely things ALL for yours truly...........

                             I had the MOST presents.........

            
                          Unwrapped them so speedily, people became alarmed.............

                                     Some were to cuddle, some were to eat..............

                            One or two family members will have their little joke darlings..........

                                       A new ball........yay!      To eat...... no, not to eat.........?

                       Too late darlings!  I had a wonderful time........ate the entire ball, and sicked it up
                           four hours later!    In the front room!    In the middle of the carpet!
                                  In front of everyone!      A good time was had by all...........



                           

Pay attention now.......

As you can see, I've got my serious face on, am about to make an important announcement..............

Pay attention at the back there.......stop laughing..........

                          MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY PALS OUT THERE...............

                                           I LOVE YOU ALL ..............

When love isn't reciprocated.....

                                ...........the ending can be tragic!

In the Snowy Garden.....

Ooh Hattie......I do love you........

Christmas Post For Meeeee!

Can you believe it Darlings, post for meee!

This one's a promising parcel........with wrapped things inside......

                     ..........and it's gone!    As in, removed from Yours Truly! Tease me, why don't you?

...................and look, all the way from Oz......the Lauradales......in Christmas hats!   Thank the lord, over here, we don't have to wear them!    We are SO lucky!

                         And this card.........Dear Santa, I've Been So Good..........

                                        How sweet is this.............
                             

Me, in the Snow.......just for Cuteness!

Puppys' first taste of snow......in the garden.......

                           A-ha.......and here we have..........

A bird table......the purpose of which mummer?   Food for the birds?    Did you say FOOD?

Check it.................

At this point my darlings, words were thrown at me.......make of them what you will, and in any order.........   SELFISH, DOG, BIRDS, BLOODY, GREEDY, HUNGRY, SOD.............

Sometimes, darlings, a dales hearing becomes, shall we say, snow bound...........

Deck the Halls............

.........with twigs apparantly darlings!

An 8 month old Airedale..moi..and REAL Christmas Tree ......mummer doesn't quite fancy the hassle!
         She may have trust issues, darlings!

So we have this instead!    Yay!

Hattie Snowy Face

I love you Jill.......

My favourite person in the whole wide world is Jill.............

She's been to the Dog Deli just for ME! I love you Jill......... smells Soooooo  good!

Mummer was not quick enough, bless her, to take a picture of the chocolate cake inside the bag.    It passed from the bag to my waiting jaws in a nano second.......Oh Jill, I DO love you ............

If this is the result......count me in.......

Love can be very transitory............

The New Car

We've had this car, my lovelies, for a few weeks now.......long enough for me to be a fair critique of it's Dale carrying properties.........

You will notice a good sized boot. You will also notice, I don't have access to all of it!   Bugger!
You can see my look of disapproval darlings, can't you?

If ever I looked like a caged animal darlings, then this is it.    (But on the move, I just snuggle down and am asleep in no time!)

There.....ya see, not so bad........ 
Can't complain about the colour, it's my absolute favourite........

Can you see what I see darlings?   Yup, its 'Smelly Dog' from yesterday.........car air freshener indeed!  The very idea!

Don't forget the fruitgums mum.............

Yay....mummers been to my special 'foodie' shop.    Put the bag down mummer, let's check it's all there.......

             Smelling good..........

                      Pigs ears.......check!

                     Let's get in there.......Tripe and bonios......check!

A dog can't hold out much longer......let's set free a bonio or three........

And then right at the bottom......I found THIS!

         Darlings, I'm mortified!