Sunday 14 November 2010

Airedale Terrier Property Laws

               Airedale Terrier Property Laws
            (that's all Airedales, not just me.........)

1.      If I like it, it's mine.

2.      If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3.      If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

4.      If I can take it from you, it's mine.

5.      If it's mine, it must never be yours.

6.      If I saw it first, it's mine.

7.      If you are playing with something else and put it down, it's mine.

8.      If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

9.      If I am chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.

10.    If it used to be yours, get over it.

11.    If it's broken, it's yours.
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