Tea for two?

         Now don't be put off!  This is how we now dine! 
                By Hand!
                         Twice a day!

                  Looks easy you're thinking!  There ARE rules.

Aren't there always, darlings.  I have to "watch me".   Do you see the attention........do you see the adoration.

You may be wondering why I don't dine in the conventional manner associated with dogs of my stature...........
I don't come back when we're out.  Sorry, you didn't hear me.........
 I don't come back when we're out.    I DON'T COME BACK WHEN WE'RE OUT!
And someone (just wait til I find them), someone, told her this creates bonding.

      That's the lot this time.  Lick the dish round..........
  and   ...............yes, it seems to be working!  OK, yes it does seem to be working!

    But a dog's gotta do what a dog's gotta do.............(sometimes!)