This is Hayley........

I've been staying with her while my mummer's been away WITHOUT ME!
                    I've actully had a great time, but let's let the guilt settle..........
                             

                                      Act nonchalant!     Doh!      Not easy!

               See?   See what happens........ ?    It paid off!      The pet shop.   Choose!  Choose!
               So I did!   The biggest I could find.

Problem is, now I've got it home, it's so bloomin' big, I can't get a grip on it............
                                   .............there's a moral there somewhere!